Why Am I In This Handbasket?

"If you plan on going on an epic quest, there are some things to look out for. The first one is a crazy person with magic powers, who appears out of nowhere and seems to be a nutter." Jacob at Television Without Pity

Monday, December 11, 2006

Moving Day!

So, this is it. I feel sort of sad about leaving Blogger after a year. It feels comfortable and lived in and now I'm moving to a shiney new place where the light switches and cabinets aren't in the same place and there is that new paint smell.

I'm not sure what to do about the archives. My first test post at Live Journal has a link back here but if I don't make new posts here how long will it stay up? I may go ahead and move them over when I have the time. I wish there was a quick way to do that. All I know is a lot of copy/pasting.

There are a lot of features that I like about LJ though and I think it's going to work out well. The only real snag right now is that I can read LJ entries in Firefox and reply to them but I can't post to my own blog. I just get a page of HTML code when I try. IE is good for something.

Anyway, if you will please follow me I'd like to welcome you to the new and improved Why Am I In This Handbasket! Will the last person out please turn the off the lights.

This Way Out

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Input Please

Go here to see the new blog:

http://ranuel.livejournal.com/

I'm still tweaking the decoration and I want imput on how it looks so far.

Any of you LJ folks go ahead and friend me if you want. I'll be moving for real as soon as I'm sure how to do everything.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Wake Me in the Spring

When I got up at 8 this morning it was 42F.

In my livingroom, 5 feet away from where the portable radiator heater thingie was left on all night long. Out in the yard it was in the twenties. Didn't go out to get a closer look at the thermometer to see where in the twenties.

4 hours later with the oven on and a space heater going in the bathroom it is just now 60 in here. I'm sitting in the recliner wearing lots of layers with two lap rugs, a cat, and a heating pad.

I was going to go out today and do Christmas shopping and see what the RV dealer has in stock. Right now I'm leaning towards a nap and making another pot of soup for dinner.

It's supposed to be nice tomorrow afternoon. I could go shopping then.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

On Being a Writer

Neil Gaiman gets to the heart of it, as usual, in his 2/4/04 blog entry,

http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2004/02/on-writing.asp

and makes me have a minor existential meltdown that I could get a much longer blog entry about, and just may yet, but that I need to process for a bit longer.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Pet Peeves - Great Minds

I found this at Limyaael's blog:

Diseases of the Common Fanfic Writer, V. 1.0

As usual she did it better including giving official sounding names to her peeves.

"Ultrafeminization: The turning of a male character in any fic (though usually a slash fic) into a weeping, wailing teenage girl with a dick."

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I Didn't Know He Swang That Way

From the November 7th Tarzan comic strip.

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I think somebody has been reading too much slash fanfic.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

GOOD Fics

Instead of just complaining about Sturgeon's Law I thought I'd post recommendations of stuff I find readable. My first thought was to try and find stuff that non-fans would also be able to read if they wanted with little or no background and do a post with at least 3 or 4 with stuff from more than one fandom.

Then I got busy with the IYFG reading and never did the research.

So, a compromise. I'm going to keep a draft post going to add stories as I find them and then post whatever when I either have several OR don't have anything else to blog about. Probably it's going to be the the second options so I wouldn't expect more than one or two at a time.

These stories will not be limited to stuff non-fans will enjoy but if you aren't familier with a series you can usually get enough to go on at Wiki anyway. Plus, I'll add my own notes to help.

First up two stories from Inuyasha.

Title: Fukamoriji Shiki
Author: Scribe Figaro
Fandom: Inuyasha
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3177384/1/

The story of Miroku's parents and grandparents but you don't need to know anything about the series to understand it.

This is Scribe Figaro's best work ever. Her use of language has really matured in the last couple of years and her characters are wonderful.

Title: Gisei
Author: Alterfano
Fandom: Inuyasha
http://alterfano.livejournal.com/48647.html

Alterfano uses both the elements from the manga and real world historical Japan to create a coming of age story in which Rin ultimately finds her place in the world after learning that some things are worth dying for. Beautiful artwork is posted along with the story.

Friday, December 01, 2006

How Did They Do It?

Hard, hard work.

Christine and Bethany are both talking about how wacked things are in the US where 2 people can work full time jobs and make an industry average salary and STILL not be able to afford to eat healthy, or sometimes to eat at all if they have kids, and at no time will they have as much food buying power as someone on government assistance. Which of course they make too much money to qualify for.

I was thinking about this during my morning commute and I got to thinking about how Granny, and the other women who got through the depression with large families, managed to feed people in the days before twenty-five cent a box instant Mac & Cheese.

And the answer is hard work. Hours and hours of it.

Every single one of the women of that generation and before in my mother's family had chickens, pigs, and vegetable gardens to supplement the food that they could buy at the store. Every single one of the men hunted. By the time I came along it was no longer a question of survival so they didn't hunt squirrel and coon anymore but I heard the stories of how fried squirrel was the only meat on the table sometimes back in the thirties and forties.

A lot of money couldn't be spared for the garden. Forget tilling the soil with a gas powered tiller, if you were one of these women you would be out there at dawn before it gets too hot with a hoe and some thick gloves to keep the blisters at bay. You wouldn't have used commercially available chemical fertilizers and pesticides either. You would use manure from your own stock or acquired from a neighbor and you would hand pick the worms and such off the plants and douse them with one home remedy or another.

You'd probably also know places where you could get wild plants like poke weed and swamp cabbage that you could gather for free but that was just a little seasonal treat, not a staple.

In return you got enough produce to fill the pantry with mason jars that would provide vegetables for most of the Winter and it was all organic to boot. Also, backaches, varicose veins, and occasionally heat exhaustion.

The hunting wasn't sport hunting with expensive rifles and 4 wheelers. They walked through the woods with their Daddy's old hunting gun.

The meat could be preserved by smoking. Not in a pretty little steel smoker with a temperature gage and a bag of special seasoned wood chips. In a wooden shed that you probably built yourself from scrap lumber.

I was present when a pig was slaughtered once. It took 4 adults the better part of the day to bleed it, scald it, skin it, butcher it and put the meat away in the freezer.

Every single step, from raising the food, preparing it for storage, to cooking with it from scratch took work. Often long hours of hot, sweaty, backbreaking work.

Even those with the will to do that these days may not have the time. In fact I believe that the vast majority of modern families with "food insecurity" don't have this as an option anymore simply due to not having the hours in the day. With nuclear instead of extended families, both adults working 8 hours minimum a day, and average commutes to work being nearly an hour each way, if you are out in your garden when the sun comes up at 6 then you need to turn around and get right back inside and finish getting ready for work before you are late and get fired.

Then there is the matter of not being allowed to do it even if you somehow had the time. Zoning laws are such that keeping so much as a single chicken in your backyard may earn you fine in a lot of areas. Assuming you have a backyard. If you do you can probably get away with a garden, as long as they don't regulate the sorts of plants you can "landscape" with in your sub-division. Tom and Barbara Good wouldn't make it a week against the neighborhood resident's association in 2006 suburban America.

Apartment dwellers can take advantage of community gardens in a very few lucky places but space is limited per person, certainly not enough to plant enough to meet most of your families needs.

I don't really see a solution to this either.

Even 80 years ago cheap won out over healthy most of the time. Get a book on old time southern cooking and if it's authentic and not some foodies modern reconstruction then you can get hardening of the arteries just by reading it.

Tomato gravy (canned tomatoes - your own or store bought - with a good size spoonful of drippings or shortening and maybe some garlic salt) over rice or biscuits is the healthiest cheap food I know. At least you get vitamin C with your high cholesterol.

Granny Sadie's potatoes and onions would put a health nut into spastic shock. Just cut potatoes into round slices and pan fry with slices of onion in a big skillet with some bacon grease like you were making hash browns and serve with the bacon you used to get the grease from. You can feed a crowd for very little with them though.

Damn, I'm going to have to make some now that I've thought about it.

Anyway, no real point that hasn't already been made, mostly just admiration for the women who manage somehow or another, then and now, to put food on the table for their kids and resentment of a society that makes it so difficult for them to do so while giving them food that is healthy, not just filling.