Please, Give Me Another Bad Horoscope

According to Katje today and tomorrow were supposed to be very bad for me. I really, really hope tomorrow is as bad as today was. While I did drop a carton of eggs and break 8 of them, and I did knock a stapler onto the floor and break it, just about everything else has gone right today. I managed to cross off several things on my to do list that have been causing me anxiety, I designed a pretty spiffy flyer for an upcoming employee lunch, I got a compliment on the outfit I was wearing, and I found a lost library book. Certain people at work who have been in snark mode due to massive stress were even back to being their usual selves.

Now, if only my horoscope is as accurate in the romance department.