Single in Chicago? Why not settle for Brian?

http://settleforbrian.com/

Brian is single. He's frustrated with online dating so he's set up his own website listing his pros and cons with both flattering and unflattering pictures. He's got imagination and initiative I'll give him that.

Best line on the whole site:

"So let's be clear here. You are not going to marry a guy who looks like Colin Farrell, is tough but sensitive, smart, funny, charms every room he's in, and pulls in the big bucks. I know you really want to meet that guy. I wish you could find him. I really do. But there's only like 4 of those guys in the world, and they're already taken. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's time to think about settling."